letgodbaby:

True love

owlwright:

me: *drinks water* health god

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amortizing:

2014 is half over and

  • -i lost no weight
  • -didn’t learn anything
  • -haven’t made an effort to save money
  • -still ugly

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hanukkahlewinsky:

friend: “i can only bring one friend. wanna go?” 

me:

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gufiaoo:

When my mom throws a family party

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opentheairforfreshwindows:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

did you hear about the italian chef who died?

he pasta way

he just ran out of thyme

here today, gone tomato

his wife is still upset, cheese still not over it

we never sausage a tragedy coming

ashes to ashes, crust to crust

there’s just not mushroom for italian chefs in today’s world

spaghetti

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Far too many people are looking for the right person, instead of trying to be the right person. Gloria Steinem (via feellng)

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